Mature Language, Parental Discretion is Advised
Posted on | January 30, 2009 | 9 Comments |
“Oh, my junk… my tits itch and my feet are stinkier than usual. This hormonal crap is driving me insane. Oh, I had split ends too on my hair. I never had split ends! I had to get sick hair shampoo which cost 2.5x as much. My crotch bone was sore. Felt like somebody punched me. On top of that my left ass hurts too. Too early for that! Glad the B12 worked. Feels a lot better today! My husband beat me up with a pillow last night because I woke him up. Well, he wasn’t suppose to wake up. I was quietly whispering in his ears trying to get some names in his thick skull — subliminal messages ya know. The asshole me, after he got all nice and comfy again + half asleep, had to do it just one more time. I think after that he was wishing I didn’t exist or not pregnant so that we could actually box. Tonight I made the shittiest enchiladas. I never used corn tortilla, I didn’t know you have to warm them up. They cracked when I rolled them. Damn! So there’s my junk.”
There was also a P.S.: “I am still awake and away from my husband. Why? Cause I cannot, for the life of me, quit farting. It’s terrible. I wish I can stay away from me!!!!”
Today I ruined our steak. Either the Porterhouse was terrible or I was. They were tough! The good news, I quit farting and my husband is still the sweetest man, catering to my every preggo woman’s needs, even though he’d probably punch me out (for reals) if I try the subliminal thing again (and I will try again). Ha ha. I laughed so hard after he got done beating me up. No name yet. He does not like what I like and vice versa. They’re all just ok. My hypnotic charms will one day work on him {::SMILES}.
My card… everything is PaperTrey except for the Hambly rub-on bird and the Imaginisce flower and brad. I almost used up everything I purchased from them. I have one more set and a cardstock color to try out. I must say, you all are right, PTI does have the best white cardstock. It’s very thick. As thick as the SU color cardstocks. I wonder why the SU white isn’t as thick.
Have a great one!
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Oh my goodness, you really have me laughing this morning! I hope this baby comes fast! Your card is adorable, glad to see that’s still working for ya!
Add a CommentOMG that is just what I needed today- everyone has days like that!!
Add a CommentOh Sweet mother of pearl sista….you flippin’ crack me up!!!! Makes me long for my pregnant days…NOT…LMAO. Okay, your card…your card is totally perfect..Hang in there sista!!!
Add a CommentHaha, I’m pregnant too (16 weeks), so can relate to 95% of what you wrote. Way to put your junk out there. ;)
Add a CommentOMGosh so darn funny. Just what I needed. I’m glad I blogged by!!
Add a CommentOMG! I’m almost speechless! You are too funny. I love your card! Hang in there!
P.S. Our oldest is Emily, and I had NO idea back in 1996 that it was the #1 name! Our youngest is Jessica, and that’s a popular one too. Oh well! We love the names, and we’d probably do the very same thing again!
Add a CommentOMGoodness, Savitri. Way to be back and had me reading your post today, just way too funny… I LOVE IT! and i just had to asked why just your left ass hurts??? now i wonder?
and so glad your done farting…or are you?
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Lol you crack me up girl! I must try the subliminal message thing for when we have our next one; we so struggled to agree on anything it took FOR_EVR!! Your card is gorgeous as always despite the preggo junk!!
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